i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
what’s the password
"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine
small animals are all that matter
ok but when was the last time a puppy disappointed you? never that’s right puppies for president 2k16
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say